the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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