why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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