all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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