Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
That's intense
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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