Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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