What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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