On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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