Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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