Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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