I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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