Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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