So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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