im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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