Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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