You work out of a Hotel?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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