I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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