Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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