The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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