What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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