i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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