I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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