So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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