i already hear my dad disowning me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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