why didn't you poke me back
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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