yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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