That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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