Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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