dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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