I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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