p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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