She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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