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  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

  (310): View more from California

  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..

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