Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.

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(941): View more from Florida

i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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(631): View more from New York

Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack

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(831): View more from California

No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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(208): View more from Idaho

wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?

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(209): View more from California

You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures

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