suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum