what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I need moral support for this bender
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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