I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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