never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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