hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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