My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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