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say what?
wanna hang out?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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