So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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