This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
