I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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