Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
