I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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