your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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