It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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