I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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