doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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