K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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