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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)

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• (213): View more from California

  Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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• (714): View more from California

  No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Is this a drinking picnic?

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Is there another kind?

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• (858): View more from California

  did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?

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