I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
did i just pee glitter
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Randomize
