Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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