This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I AM VODKA MAN
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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