So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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