so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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