She said her name was "party"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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