We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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